I was driving along smoking and suddenly the lit cigarette fell between the driver’s seat and the truck door right onto the carpet! I couldn’t just drive and have it catch fire so I just innocently pulled over to a parking lot. I found the cigarette and put it out. I didn’t know it was a prostitution area, so when a woman came up to my window, well naturally I just wondered what she wanted. Well, when she asked me if I wanted sex for money, I didn’t know what to say! I was raised to be polite to ladies, and I thought it would be rude to just say no. That might hurt her feelings. So instead, I decided to just tell a white lie. That’s why when she asked for 50, I told her I only had 35. I was trying to be polite. When I tried to tell the cop he just laughed at me. But I was really just trying to be a gentleman. I’ve never turned down a lady. That would be rude.
I was at a store and this gal came up to my car and started talking to me. I thought she looked kind of familiar so I figured oh, she must the new girlfriend of my friend that was with him at that party I was at. So when she said, how about sex and can you pay forty, I jokingly – and of course it was just a joke – I thought SHE was joking so I was joking back at her! – I said, can I pay half that because I come really fast. It will just take a minute. Well (smile) I mean, I’m a young and healthy guy in my prime. You can SEE I was joking, right? I mean, come on, you know what I mean, huh? I wouldn’t get a half-price kind of deal! Not that I have to pay for it. But you know what I mean. I was just joking around with the lady I thought I had met at a party. And then for no reason I just got arrested. It was a big huge misunderstanding!
I was going to get my car tabs renewed and this lady ran up to my window and asked if I wanted sex. Well, I wasn’t thinking about it, I was just minding my business. But she was so pretty! And I think it isn’t fair that you use such pretty women cops to pretend to be prostitutes. I wouldn’t have agreed to sex for money if she hadn’t come up to the window looking like that. I wasn’t even thinking about it. Isn’t that entrapment, or something? I mean, I wasn’t soliciting her; she was soliciting me.
I cannot believe I got arrested! I was just going into a store and I saw a woman crying and in distress and I thought, well, poor thing, she must be in trouble. Maybe she is on drugs, maybe her boyfriend kicked her out, but I’ll bet she needs a place to stay tonight. This is an emergency! So that’s why I went up to her and told her why doesn’t she come home with me and spend the night, and when she then offered sex and named a price, I suddenly got arrested for no reason. I was just trying to help her out! If you could have seen her, you would have wanted to take her home, well I mean.. you know.
I saw a gal outside the gas station and she was so cute. I was just trying to make conversation but you know English is not my first language. So I was trying to flirt and I said something like you must get a lot of dates, do you want a date, and then suddenly I got arrested. What is in the police report? Is that was it says? Oh, fucking? She said I was asking about how much for fucking? No, I don’t think so. That must be a mistake. I might have said how much, but I don’t think I said fucking. I wouldn’t have said that.